Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
is it fun? or sober?
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