i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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