She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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