Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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