You surviving the open bar?
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So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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