Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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