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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.

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(913): View more from Kansas

The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail

(952): View more from Minnesota

Houston we have a problem

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash

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