i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
only if we run a train.
done.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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