This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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