so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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