ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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