they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I am naked and annoyed.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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