Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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