i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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