You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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