He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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