I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
