Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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