you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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