She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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