quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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