dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he was CRYING into my vagina
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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