I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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