I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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