I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh god the rape fog is back!
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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