It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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