Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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