scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
