Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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