i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
