i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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