I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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