Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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