Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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