Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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