The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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