Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Michael Bay diarrhea
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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