I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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