Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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