Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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