Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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