I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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