Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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