David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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