But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
