Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Fuck appropriateness.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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