i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i was born a porn star she said
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
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so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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