i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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