Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
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