The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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