guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Terrible idea I love it
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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