real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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