he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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