How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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