I'm eating all of the evidence.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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