Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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