Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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