the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
